Squirts usually distinguish themselves by trying to be an upper class man when they are a freshman. although squirts are annoying and small like gremlins, they are still needed in society.
joe: yeah he is very annoying whay does he try to hang with us?
ryan: I dont know, but i feel like he needs to annoy us, like my aunt jane!
joe: i hate your aunt, but you sill gotta love her, like squirt!
*Girls who can do this are god.
"Dude, last night I bent Jill over the kitchen table, and she squirted all over my cock"