a kid (usually male) who is small, kinda cute but not really, and can be annoying.

Squirts usually distinguish themselves by trying to be an upper class man when they are a freshman. although squirts are annoying and small like gremlins, they are still needed in society.
ryan: wow did you see that squirt today, he was all up and crazy.

joe: yeah he is very annoying whay does he try to hang with us?

ryan: I dont know, but i feel like he needs to annoy us, like my aunt jane!

joe: i hate your aunt, but you sill gotta love her, like squirt!
by mjrizzle November 29, 2010
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10 Words related to squirt
Top Definition
When a girl literally shoots out her vaginal fluid from her vagina as she climaxes; when a girl shoots cum from her pussy
Tina's pussy juice is like a projectile, she can really squirt.
by youknowit April 11, 2003
when a female ejaculates a clear, odorless, liquid from her urethra due to stimulation of the "g-spot" to orgasm.
If you are a squirter you should have plenty of towels handy.
by cj313403 May 21, 2005
The female act of gushing a clear, odorless liquid out of their pussy's when reaching orgasm. Often accomplished by some serious clit stimulation, or G-Spot stimulation.

*Girls who can do this are god.
"I was eating her pussy and sucking on her clit she squited all over my face"

"Dude, last night I bent Jill over the kitchen table, and she squirted all over my cock"
by Chelby June 01, 2007
If she squirts, you gave her a awesome orgasm... Its white vagina fluid that shoots out at her climax.
1. ooo you just squirted. your pussy likes my cock.
by hateporn September 12, 2013
Best thing a girl can do.

When A girl releases orgasmic clear fluid, comes out like water, Happens from stimulation and build up. Last about 3- 10 seconds.
She squirted all in my mouth.
by The girl who can squirt!!!!!!! January 22, 2012
A tasty lemon-lime flavored soda beverage
Yo pass the Squirt
by Squrta-tit-is July 02, 2013
An expletive portraying extreme shock or disbelief.
Daughter: Mother, I am pregnant.
Mother: SQUIRT!?
Retard Poser: Sum41 ownz!!!!11
Normal person: Squirt?!
by tobad4ya November 22, 2004

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