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71.
Verb - to hide booze/drugs in the vicinity of a party to consume later. If you can remember where you left it then you're in a fit state to drink/take it. If not then it lies there to be discovered by some lucky partygoer/bastard at a later date. Though it sounds easy there is much more skill involved in a good squirrel than you think.
'Dude, we've run out of booze/drugs/wotsits'
'don't worry man, I squirrelled some in that old fridge in the park'
'there is no fridge in the park'
'shit'

*the months pass*

'check out this shit, someone must have squirrelled it'
'nice, well it's ours now'
by Tomomomomomomom March 13, 2008
 
1.
Those little furry bastards that dart out into the road when you're tryin to change the radio station, thereby causing you to swerve your car, narrowly miss that innocent tree and hit the yard full of kids play lawn darts...
"Damn, look what that fuckin squirrel made me do..."
by Stinko Man February 04, 2003
 
2.
1. a bushy-tailed woodland rodent that climbs trees and eats nuts

2. a goofy, hyperactive person
1. Let's go shoot some squirrels with my BB gun.

2. Quit being such a squirrel. You're getting on my fucking nerves.
by zachwolff October 16, 2003
 
3.
a person who gives alot of blow jobs.
they alway have a mouth full of nuts
guy #1: that hoe is such a squirrel
guy #2: yea every time i turn around
she got a mouth full of nuts
 
4.
A cute bushy tailed animal that sometimes take over entire planets by hijacking nasa equipment
Squirrel: How are you gentlemen! All your base are belong to us. you are on your want to destruction!
Nasa: We are sorry to inform that we are no longer receiving signals from echo419.
by Red Squirrel January 04, 2004
 
5.
Those cute, fuzzy creatures that steal your tulip bulbs and then subsequently forget where they hid them.
That damn squirrel rearranged my flower bed in this seemigly random pattern. Hmmm...it looks good.
by xsenia January 12, 2005
 
6.
to squirrel, squirreling, the act of being distracted in the middle of--wow, something shiney!
while giving that definition, i totally just squirrelled.
by GISSUM December 31, 2009
 
7.
a code name for a girl youve just "called" or targeted for yourself
"see her? squirrel!

...thats my squirrel."

or

"hey man that was my squirrel you just hit on"
by henryyyzie September 09, 2007