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1. A guy who basks in his own faggotry.

2. A weirdo.
Cheyenne: Dude, Michael's a fucking squirl.
Jacob: Fuck yeah.
by Straightstraight March 04, 2009
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A mythical creature used to distract others while in a conversation when you lose your train of thought. Derived from Pixar's movie "up" in which a squirrel distracts the dogs but never appears in the movie.
Example with no SQUIRL!:
So I was talking to him and he..... what was I saying?

Example with SQUIRL!:
So I was talking to him and he, SQUIRL!.... said he was going to get food.
by Goliath520 March 30, 2010
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A sweet, shortened version of the word Squirrel, frequently used by toddlers and immature adults.
Did you see that adorable grey squirl?
by Riagirl March 16, 2009
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Combination of squeal and squirm. A person initially squirms in discomfort then is moved to squeal in joy.
Becky G's Dodger Blue "When they see this cover girl, the place get nuts, mothers squirl. I'm a let that line sink in for a minute while I visit another world"
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squirl-A hot woman rolling in the streets or in someones posetion.Your bitch/woman
Look at that guy skamming on all your squirl!!
by raphi March 03, 2004
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a hot bitches puss. used in same manner a beaver.
Check out that squirl. Damn J Lyn is a nice squirl. Cant believe shes a chemist!
by LBpeckerwood February 02, 2007
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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