A low ranking wierd in the whopper soc. A weird young squire who likes to sing. (Taken from the weirdictionary - new weirdspeak edition)
"Thank ye sir, Thank ye! footooky mapwaga froilde."
This quote can often be heard in whopperington. It is best achieved by outstretching the arm and finger in a swift motion and by rolling the tongue when the 'r' sound of the squirister comes. Then jab the squirister with your finger. It takes much practice.