Two squirrels in a walnut tree 

A literal statement about two squirrels playfully climbing a walnut tree on a sunny Spring morning

Stuart was feeling "chirpy" as he watched two squirrels in a walnut tree from his bed. Because Susie's mind was typically in the gutter, she assumed this to be a euphemism for the contents of Stuart's underwear. If only she had double carpeted her bottom step!

Two squirrels in a walnut tree by Sharkey & Bubbles May 7, 2022

Sausage Squirrels 

When a group of males set out on an adventure to actively achieve their nut (ejaculation) or multiple nuts, under any circumstances.

Wow! Those sausage squirrels are really dedicated to getting their nut!

Sausage Squirrels by Fellow Sausage Squirrels March 28, 2010

nuttier than squirell shit 

Off the wall, to the extreme, maximum levels. Usually in a negative context....Pay attention "USUALLY".

This guy sat near me on the train, had this outfit on that was nuttier than squirell shit, man was it jacked!

nuttier than squirell shit by wilddogjoe October 5, 2011

packing squirrels 

The unkempt hair that sticks out around a girls underwear.

That girl was hot, until she pulled down her pants and i saw she was packing squirrels

packing squirrels by russ e July 30, 2006

The Squirrels Pearls 

When an event or person is absolutely amazing. Top of the heap, best of the best.

That ice cream sundae was the squirrels pearls!

The Squirrels Pearls by Crazy Squirrel Anpanman May 21, 2019

squirrels in the attic 

Madness, insanity, deluision.

He's got a couple of squirrels up in his attic, if you know what I mean.

squirrels in the attic by gramaticon August 28, 2005

College squirrels 

The overly-fat and large-sized squirrels usually found on the typical college campus. Found in areas typical of squirrel habitats, especially the Midwest and Northeast. College squirrels get their uniquely scary large size from students intentionally, or unintentionally feeding them. College squirrels are also known for being overly friendly and used to humans.

Freshman: "Dude! Did you see how big that squirrel was?"
Junior: "What? Oh, they are all that way! Their College Squirrels!"

College squirrels by nwafan20 December 30, 2009