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1) In the book Be More Chill by Ned Vizzini, a "squip" is a tiny microcomputer that is ingested in pill form and travels to your brain, where it gives you instructions on how to be cool and/or popular. No such techonology yet exists (stuff somewhat similar in concept to this is being developed, though).
The squip is deactivated/destroyed by drinking Mountain Dew Code Red, the short-lived, highly caffenated Mountain Dew spinoff.

2)Originally, this idea was part of Ned Vizzini's largely sucessful (in some places, anyway), campaign to draw attention to his book, Be More Chill.
The campaign was based around the use of stickers that said "SQUIP? Google it.", which fans were encouraged to get for free off of his website and stick wherever they could.
As a result, many people did Google squip, and in the process stumble upon the book.
1) Some people really do wish they could have a squip.
2) "SQUIP? Google it."
by killerfiller February 23, 2006
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a minicomputer in a pill form, that, when digested, talks to you and instructs you on how to be cool
a)the first thing my squip did was get me a girl
b) the squip turns you into a dick, or so "To Be More Chill" claims
by jeremy heere April 15, 2004
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The art of having no discernible courage.
Pete was such a God damn squip on that slalom today
by jenno July 22, 2012
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A micro-computer you swallow and it makes you cool.
Buy your squip and be cool.
by John V. May 29, 2004
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A consideration to either skip or quit something, normally only an aforethought to an action not followed through.
I almost squipped Con Law today.

I want to squip law school so badly.
by LawGirlU2013 January 24, 2011
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A pill in your head that makes you cool.
Yo since I got this squip, I've been more chill
by Jeremy Heere March 31, 2004
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Squip is a god-sent pill that contains a microchip that tells you how to be cool.

I actually scored within the first week, if you want to learn more read Be More Chill.
I just took squip, and no, I already am having sex with someone, sorry.
by Jack B. May 29, 2004
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