squirtistics 

a term coined by ifunniers, used extensively on ifunny, is the study of squirting, how far a woman can squirt, the content, the squirting duration

girl:hi
ifunnier:the law demands that i ask for your squirtistics

squirtistics by skaehfjaesv May 17, 2021

double-sided dutch squirtfest 

When you intensely hook a woman in the vagina with one hand to make her squirt and with the other hand pull her head on your dick to deepthroat her profoundly until she starts puking on your dick, creating the ripple effect of making her vagina contract even more and discharge an even more massive amount of liquid

Your sister was a bit tense yesterday, after a good session of double-sided dutch squirtfest she felt much more releived...

double-sided dutch squirtfest by jerome612 May 4, 2017

Chocolate Squirties 

A type of delicious squirticles made by the finest of poop

I love chocolate squirties

Chocolate Squirties by Airborne999 May 24, 2018

Squirtistics 

The mathematical, thermal, colorization and continuous analyzation of squirting.

Mark- Damn bro Jenise looks thicc as fuck in those jeans.
Bro- I wonder what her Squirtistics are.
Mark- I bet it can at least reach Brazil from here
Bro- I wonder if there is a pot of gold at the end of her Squirt rainbow

Squirtistics by MadPanda007 May 23, 2021

Squirtistics 

The distance of how far a woman can squirt

Jane's squirtistics are very high, as she has a distance high of 9 feet in length.

Squirtistics by Racenerd May 17, 2021

dirty squirties 

(noun) Diarrhea, esp. stools that are very liquid and under higher than normal ejection pressure. Most often used as plural and with "the", i.e. "the dirty squirties"

"Dude, those tacos I scarfed last night gave me a major case of the dirty squirties today."

dirty squirties by Quinn Ward April 21, 2006

Hershey Squirties

When you have such bad diarrhea it squirts out being wet and even making noise.

"Tom had Hershey Squirties last night!"

Hershey Squirties by MadMaz001 March 18, 2022