squinks 

an uneasy and betrayed feeling

It gives me the squinks to think that somebody was back in the dressing room area who shouldn't have been.

squinks by megmyday November 3, 2008

squinky 

a huggable lovable individual who really means the world to you; someone you cherish your time with

You're a squinky

squinky by M4rt January 25, 2023

Squinkle 

A dirty husband who did not shave his scraggly beard. Usually causes discomfort when he rubs his face upon your skin

Dammit Greg you squinkle! Your beard cut me again!!!

Squinkle by siscan April 10, 2020

squinis 

a squid penis.

came to life because of the manga for splatoon, where squinis is often shown.

“lemme slurp that squinis”

squinis by squinis June 29, 2019

Safety squints 

When you are doing something potentially hazardous to your vision, and instead of grabbing safety glasses, you squint.

OSHA inspector: STOP WORKING NOW!!!!

Diligent employee: I’m just grinding this metal? What’s the problem?!?!
OSHA inspector: you need eye protection
Diligent employee: (engages safety squints)
OSHA inspector: thank you for being a model employee

Safety squints by captain longdong December 1, 2020

Squints Charming

A potentially attractive male spotted at a distance, or at close range by a person with poor vision and no glasses. Upon closer inspection, or with the purchase of proper eyewear, the hottie in question is recognized to be either plain or very ugly--the dream of love at first sight has been crushed many a time by this shallow realization.

1. Jane spots a really cute guy across the room, but when she works up the courage to approach him, is shocked and disappointed to find that he only looked good from a distance. Her shallow search for physical beauty has led her to yet another Squints Charming


2. Before my corrective eye surgery, I could never really tell what my blind dates looked like, but after my surgery I realized I had been set up with a Squints Charming

Squints Charming by pinkshoes February 5, 2009

squintsquirt

Masturbating over porn on a mobile phone.

Dude, that wank was terrible last night. My computer was broken so I had a squintsquirt instead. Think I strained my eyes.

squintsquirt by tennisson May 16, 2011