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To squeeze tightly into a small space
we all squinged in the car.
There was not enough space so we sqinged it in the box.
AHHH YOURE SQUINGING ME!
pEople sometimes try to sqinge into college.
SQUINGE!
by Jessico October 26, 2006
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whenever in the course of life violent,sick-twisted images flail before your eyes; a cringe and a squint greet in a horrible embrace
whenever i see your tan mammy (even a defaced picture of her corpse) i squinge
by bob the ball June 29, 2005
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To squinge is the act of flaring ones nostrils in a malicious and/or offensive manner. It can be utilized as an act of self-defense or to aid in the entertainment of others. Sometimes, the squinging is involuntary and unable to control. In extreme cases of squinging, the subject can lose all self-control of their nostrils and will even exhibit symptoms of squinging while they sleep.
After an extremely strenuous squinging session, Glen found that his nostrils had locked permanently in the squinge position.
by Dr. Von Chang June 15, 2008
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Post-Ejaculatory wringing of the penis, used to expel residual semen.
He squinged his penis, adding to the puddle of man-batter.
by Tony the Wop February 13, 2004
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A rare type of fruit commonly known as an "orange"
Watch out for that squinge!!!! SPLAT!
by SBGRJW June 02, 2004
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NOUN: General terminology for marijuana weed, pot.

VERB: Smoking marijuana.
What up dawg? Got any squinge?
OR
What up dawg, feel like squinging today?
by John November 25, 2004
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a mix of a squeal/scream and a whinge, usually made by next-doors baby at 4am after a heavy nights drinking
why the hell does that baby squinge every night?
by only_broken June 02, 2006
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