The single greatest lie perpetrated on grade school children since the Atomic bomb-proof Spelling Book of the Cold War. Cursive is generally forced upon students during 4th, 5th, and 6th grade. Their teachers tell them that all the middle and high school teachers won't give credit for homework that isn't written in it. In reality, nobody gives a fuck about cursive, and if you use cursive you just seem like a prick/bitch, depending on gender.
I made sure I could read and write cursive since my 4th grade teacher said I would fail high school if I didn't; turns out nobody cares.
Noun or adjective describing someone who can't read or write graffiti (tags, throw ups and pieces.)
(A woman sees 2 teenagers bombing)
Woman: Why are you doodling on the wall?
Dude 1: We're reclaiming the streets, getting our name up.
Woman: How are these squiggly lines getting your "name" up?
Dude 1: Well it says Clast, cant you read?
Dude 2: Yo this bitch is graffilliterate!
Like a scribble scrabble, it's basically just a grouping of random squiggly lines.
I was bored in math class so I drew squiggle squaggles all over the page haha
The squiggly lines that obstruct the picture when you try to watch cable porn without buying it.
Channel 98 would be the greatest if that digital bacon wasn't covering up her nipples.
|12.||Men with hats|
"Men with hats" is a phrase commonly used to describe the written Korean language.
Guy 1: nip nong ning nip nong ning
Korean guy: dafuq you sayin? I don't speak men with hats.
Jack: 당신이 감자를 모두 먹을 때 어떻게됩니까?
Eliza: 그들은 모두 사라!
Eliza: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY
|13.||Koenigsegg Agera r/s|
By far, the sexiest street legal car in any country. This car has 1100hp as a standard. Not only is it the fastest street legal car at 273mph, but it is one of the most beautiful thing many have laid eyes upon. The car will shit on a Bugatti any day, even on a wet track. The tires have the best traction, it's equal to the traction freshly lotion'ed hands have upon a firm behind. The carbon fibers that they put on the Agera S made the car 13% sexier than it already was before as the plain Agera R. And now you don't have to pay for expensive gas because this motherfucker runs on E85 too. The V8 will make any bitch have an orgasm if she sits on the rear of the car, because that's where nice cars house the engine. The Agera cannot be compared to any other car unless you are simply stating how much it shits on the other car.
This motherfucker sounds like a GE9000 engine at full throttle on a 747 when it passes you going 250mph at Nuremberg. (Fuck your umlauts Germans.)
The koenigsegg agera r/s is in the price range that you cannot afford. Only rich folks like myself may one day have the chance of purchasing a $2,700,000.00 car.
Koenigsegg is only spelled like that so stupid Americans can read it and pronounce it right otherwise it would be Königsegg. That's why my PC doesn't give me red squiggly lines under it when I type it in.
Holy shit was that a Königsegg (Koenigsegg Agera R/S)?
Yes, indeed it was. I'm going to need a towel because I just shit, pissed, jizzed, and vomited all over myself Braj.
An evil system of squiggly little lines that supposedly mean sounds. Only one of three evils (the others being kanji and katakana), you should never bother learning this because you will never use it in "real life".
"Japanese would be a lot simpler if everything was in hiragana."