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Squiffy Time 

The appointed time of a day to consume numerous alcoholic beverages to the point of inebriation.
What time is it? It's quarter to squiffy time.
Squiffy Time by mphl March 10, 2009
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"A nice warm Squilt for the winter!"
Squilt by Lemmy Lilmister January 15, 2015

Stop Squirting September 

September is the month that females must not squirt at all. Like No Nut November but for girls
I’m participating in Stop Squirting September
Stop Squirting September by USOAv6 November 1, 2018

Jackie squirt 

The most legendary squirt of them all, can only be obtained by boyfriend dick.
Have you ever made her squirt? Yeah I got that Jackie squirt all over me brooo.
Jackie squirt by Dasquirt December 19, 2020

squirt dirt 

Diarrhea, same as blast mud, though typically a bit more dry.
Jimmy: Gru, that Thai food is hitting me - I gotta use your crapper.

Gru: Man, iff you gotta squirt dirt, use the downstair bathroom - more tp than in the upstairs shitter.
squirt dirt by the comand'r October 10, 2016

flirt and squirt 

the action of a one night stand
I wanted to flirt and squirt with the girl from the bar, i will never see her again.
flirt and squirt by travlax April 24, 2009