To draw in and exhale marijuana smoke from a one-hitter or a "urban camouflaged" cigarette lookalike crack pipe. Must be done in public in a very covert manner.
Yo Bro, you wanna squiff on here?
A sexy young girl that wears slutty clothing and puts out. Also can be used as another word for pussy.
Example: We should head over to the fair tonight and find some squiff.
Example: Ed's sister is a hot peice of squiff.
A mixture of skew and whiff (skew-whiff)
The data you gave me is a bit squiff
an underling or lacky
"this is rodrigo and this is his squiff tony"
Similar to a square or geek, sometimes called a "boffin" (particularly in Minehead). Possibly confined to Taunton in Somerset.
"What you do your homework for, you f*cking squiff???"
a queef involving a spewed cream pie
She squiffed and it felt good
She was upset because we had a squiff.