The act of taking a shit on a girls chest, picking it up, slapping it on her face, then carefully sculpting it around her nose into a beautiful rendition of Squidward's nose from the popular kids tv show Spongebob Squarepants.
friend 1: That's sick dude, get out of here.
friend 2: We're not friends anymore. Wait a second, you got a picture of that shit?
(Verb) - To Squidward. Squidwarded.
Thomas - "...Wow...Shane would have a really nice Squidward."
"I think this dbag wants a Squidward to the face."
"I Squidwarded that kid so bad...I kind of feel bad for him."