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5. squidward
One of my many many many obsessions.
He is spongebob's neighbor and is the only person on spongebob who is realistic but still funny in a way.
"Squidward is so awesome!^^ MOOOOOT!"-Me
1. Squidward
The 'straight guy' on the comedy known as spongebob Squarepants
"you have to feel sorry for Squidward sometimes"
by JimmyK Sep 12, 2003 add a video
2. Squidward
The only normal character on the TV show SpongeBob SquarePants. He is a squid.
Squidward said that SpongeBob is immature.
by Nick Sep 20, 2003 add a video
3. Squidward
A character in Spongebob Squarepants who always behave seriously and realistic unlike the main character.
Squidward is way more cool than Spongbob.
by anonymous Jul 24, 2003 add a video
4. Squidward
a squid with a cock hanging from its face on the cartoon spongebob squarepants. it likes to play the skinflute and yell at the funny characters on the show
oh my word thats a huge cock on that squidwards face
6. Squidward
When a guy flips his balls above his penis so his balls look like squidward's head and your dick looks like his nose.
"Dude go put a squidward in his mouth"
7. Squidward
(Noun) - The Squidward is the most advanced and technical form of teabagging. To perform a Squidward maneuver, one must carefully place scrotum above the nose (perfect form involves gently lowering one's nuts onto the victim's eye sockets) and proceed to flop his/her penis on the victim's nose. This will replicate the character of Squidward from Spongebob, and leave one with ultimate disgrace and shame.

(Verb) - To Squidward. Squidwarded.
"Man, after Thomas passed out Leon came over and gave him the most vile Squidward I have ever seen."

Thomas - "...Wow...Shane would have a really nice Squidward."

"I think this dbag wants a Squidward to the face."

"I Squidwarded that kid so bad...I kind of feel bad for him."
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