squidipity 

The event of a miraculous squid attack; moreover, a squid latching its self to one's face while said person is nowhere near a body of water containing squid.

Johnny got jacked going North on 95 by some tentacles- fucking squidipity man!

squidipity by Ranger Brad September 15, 2005

squidgits

Abreviation of Squidgy Digits. A person with fat fingers.

His squidgits were so huge i thought they were sausage rolls

squidgits by vallantho September 5, 2008

Squidditch 

The act of playing Quidditch but when you're a squid.

Squid played Squidditch with his tentacles.

Squidditch by SquidMCSquid May 12, 2010

squisite 

Slang word used to describe something that is beyond exquisite. A combination of the words: So and Exquisite.

Those diamonds are squisite.
That girl is squisite.
Squisite frosting on his grill.

squisite by Summer and Josh October 1, 2006

Squadstitution 

A set of agreed upon rules for your squad that can be amended. Similar to the bro code but can include non-bros and is individual per each squad.

Cam: Michael is hereby kicked from the squad.
Michael: According to Squadstitution article 8 section 4, I can reinstate myself to the squad because of my position as a meme admin.

Squadstitution by Webb_of_Lies September 21, 2017

Squidmitch 

An alternative way to describe the realm "Midwich Elementary School", particularly in relation to the game Dead By Daylight.

"I'm taking the Mary's Letter offering to bring our team to Squidmitch"

Squidmitch by RaptorRoses June 30, 2022

squidgit 

Pronunciation: Ss-kweh-D-git (n,v)
Literally: To squeeze and simultaneously fidget involuntarily. Usually used in conjunction with sexual maneurisms, ie contracting vaginal muscles while involuntarily gyrating.

Did she squidgit?
Is she a squidgit?

squidgit by GaliemVaelant November 12, 2005