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noun; a wet fart

verb; the act of ripping a wet fart
Russell, trying to be a funny man, went to blow a fart in Hurley's face but ended up with a squidge in his britches.

Mikey laughed so hard that he squidged his pants.

After butt hole surgery, Gerard suffered many a squidge.
by NCKnobster September 07, 2011
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To hug someone enthusiastically and with vigour!
Ooh Kaily is so scrumptious sometimes I just want to squidge her!
by anodenzyme August 19, 2006
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a titch over a smidgen, but slightly less than a finger.
Move your line a squidge to the left, there lad. That's it, right there!
by bricklen April 01, 2005
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The intense feeling and urge to munch or squeeze an extremely cute animal or animal baby. It is an emotional experience not a physical one. It is not taken literally and should never result in actual damage to the animal
I just want to squidge that cute little teeny kitten
by UglyC May 30, 2014
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a person with a button nose or very cute nose. like a nose you just want to squeeze and bite.
Lauren is such a squidge, woohoo that nose!
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When a cat stretches and claws the area where its about to sleep. Like people fluff a pillow before they lay down.
The only thing Smokey does all day is squidge the bed!
by Ingabish January 28, 2006
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Pretty much the opposite of the marijuana-smoking sense of the word chief.
Doris: Hey wanna chief?
Gertrude: It's ok, I'm gonna squidge.

Later that evening:
Abby: Hey wanna chief later?
Gertrude: It's ok, I'm squidging.
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