Squidtardo 

A noun. Squidtardo affectionately refers to a dear friend prone to doing/saying things that are 'retarded' (in an endearing sense). The word also represents the subject's propensity to fail to accompany friends on outings when they really want he or she to do so. Therefore, they are also 'the suckiest thing in the world' - a squid.

You're not coming to dim sum and karaoke tonight 'cause you hurt your knee working at the supermarket? You are such a Squidtardo!

Squidtardo by PeachyK January 9, 2011

squided 

To get absolutely fucked beyond belief. Originated in 1992 when a young Germanist named Squidward invented a particular form of binge drinking involving the mixing of Deutsche lager with breastmilk. His love for breastmilk may have dwindled but his burning passion to get stupidly drunk in untimely situations remained undying and henceforth to get squided became the latest in a long series of terms meaning to get so drunk you're no longer aware of what continent you are on and why your underwear is hanging out of another male's mouth.

Guy 1: Hey man how's the head?
Guy 2: Uuuuuuuuuuuuh
Guy 3: Don't worry Guy 1 he's just hideously squided - fucking wasteman

squided by Jus_get_it_in May 16, 2011

Squided 

When you've finished having sex with a female and you came inside of her, wait until it drips out. You then pick her up from under her shoulders while she's still naked, she flings her legs outward and wide open, you then run towards your friend, she wraps her legs around the back of your friend's head vagina comes in contact with face, and gets "ink" all over your friend's face.

Ha, did you see when Brandon grabbed Liz and squided Trey? That was classic!

Squided by KragothTBD June 7, 2014

Squidget 

A small child, can be applied to any child younger than thirteen. Also "squidgelet"

"Did you see all the little squidgets in line for Santa? It's a total squidge-fest.

Squidget by Sallie Collom March 30, 2009

squidlet 

When someone corrects another's obvious exaggeration usually without knowing it.

A: "Damn man it's like a billion degrees in this room. Can you turn the heat down?"
B: "Well it's only about 85 degrees in here."
A: "Wow man, don't be a squidlet."

squidlet by Josh Harling January 9, 2008

Squidely 

A word used to describe something in a good way.

That hat is extremely squidely.

Squidely by Spenceroo January 21, 2010

SquidThings 

Also referred to as, THEBEAST, SquidThings is a figment of ones imagination that comes up when overdosing on a foreign drug known as "Candy-Coated Rocks". Though todays science is not able to figure out the cause of this side effect or what it even is, it is well known that when communicating with this entity you will slowly lose your state of mind and a great depression will succumb. Please be cautious when discussing your interests with this being for it will call everything (factual or not) "peak", if this happens please contact your local church.

A: I was talking to SquidThings a few weeks ago.

B: May god bless you and rid you of your demon.

SquidThings by Christianity Today June 24, 2022