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Squigity wonk 

When you say this term out loud your friend named matthew will attack the person nearest to him by crouching low and running into them.
You:"Squigity wonk"
Nearest Matthew: attacks random Granny
Squigity wonk by ScantCaribou209 October 5, 2020

Squidding 

When you ride like an asshole or above your limits. Squids don't wear any proper riding gear. Squids typically ride a Suzuki, and don't give to shits about anyone,or their bike
Jim.. You need to stop squidding.. It's fucking dumb
Squidding by -Mr.YummiR6 May 6, 2014

squidipity 

The event of a miraculous squid attack; moreover, a squid latching its self to one's face while said person is nowhere near a body of water containing squid.
Johnny got jacked going North on 95 by some tentacles- fucking squidipity man!
squidipity by Ranger Brad September 15, 2005

Squidding 

Typically a sedentary activity in which a person acts like an agitated or otherwise unproductive squid. Levels of agitation may vary from lethargic to furious. One may squid due to exhaustion, being annoyed, in pain, depressed, upset or any other reason deemed valid by the squidder.
Friend: "What's up?"
Squidder: "༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽"
Friend: "what... o_o"
Squidder: "IM SQUIDDING"
Friend: "Squidding??"
Squidder: "Long day, I'm exhausted. So yeah, I'm squidding"
Friend: "What the fuck is that??"
Squidder: "Just laying around like a fucking squid"
Friend: "K.."
Squidding by Flobsmack February 6, 2020
adj. -- Uppity, pretentious, stuck-up, conceited. Acting as if you are better than someone else. To "put on airs." Often preceded by the word "high."
Mariah been acting all high siddity since she won that $20,000 in the lottery.
Why is Aisha being all siddity just cause that dude from BET (Black Entertainment Television) went out with her?
siddity by Khalisah July 18, 2006
Squiddy can be used in different circumstances. One can take it as both offence or compliment. To be squiddy is either dished out on tentacles to your worst enemy or as a friend, meaning awesome or squidilicous
Zack: "I think you're squiddy"
Jason: T h a n k s
Squiddy by MyDadsCondomBroke May 11, 2020