squided 

To get absolutely fucked beyond belief. Originated in 1992 when a young Germanist named Squidward invented a particular form of binge drinking involving the mixing of Deutsche lager with breastmilk. His love for breastmilk may have dwindled but his burning passion to get stupidly drunk in untimely situations remained undying and henceforth to get squided became the latest in a long series of terms meaning to get so drunk you're no longer aware of what continent you are on and why your underwear is hanging out of another male's mouth.

Guy 1: Hey man how's the head?
Guy 2: Uuuuuuuuuuuuh
Guy 3: Don't worry Guy 1 he's just hideously squided - fucking wasteman

squided by Jus_get_it_in May 16, 2011

Squided 

When you've finished having sex with a female and you came inside of her, wait until it drips out. You then pick her up from under her shoulders while she's still naked, she flings her legs outward and wide open, you then run towards your friend, she wraps her legs around the back of your friend's head vagina comes in contact with face, and gets "ink" all over your friend's face.

Ha, did you see when Brandon grabbed Liz and squided Trey? That was classic!

Squided by KragothTBD June 7, 2014

squidgedoo

a squidgedoo is a term referring to a native new zealand species of a bear cub. It can also be used in terms of irrelevance to nothing whatsoever. squidgedoo?

Squidgedoos have a distinctive mating call only heard during a waning moon in August in Howick, Auckland, New Zealand. It sounds like a savage sneeze. It can attract all sorts of parrot-birds and possum-rodents, cheese-dogs and minibuses (dohlahz).

haw haw haw! souffle! squidgedoo in ma behleh!

AH CHEE WHOOOO!

squidgedoo by E PON MON CHO April 2, 2009

squidder 

An insult used against Asians on TikTok, derived from "squid game person," as Squid Game is a Korean show.

Man, Jackie Chan has a pretty big dick for being a squidder.

squidder by PercivalBlue November 11, 2021

squidder 

when exploring your sexual desires you somehow ejaculate in you partner's ear.

Dude1.. Man, that hotty you left with last night was smokin'.

Dude2.. Ya I even gave her the worst squidder ever

squidder by x-plorer November 19, 2007

squidders 

It is an onomatapoetic sounds like it is British slang term referring to a bad case of diarrhea.

Jake had a vicious case of the squidders after chowing down on the Mexican food.

squidders by PaqZa October 21, 2004

Squidders 

The plural version of Squidda, Squidders also known as a group of people who want to fuck Teuthida. (squids, octopi, and cuttlefish)

Look at those stupid Squidders.

Squidders by 10-5-23 June 10, 2017