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choking a squidhead

This one-liner may be used during an alien invasion, especially when you're a badass who is out to kill the beasts from outer space.

It is also possible to get the phrase as a dirty joke, according to the youtube celebrity Jesse Cox from the youtube channel "OMFGcata", who first came up with this sentence during his playthrough of the game "Crysis 2".
You kill an alien with your mere hands. You mention that you are choking a squidhead. You throw his corpse away.

squidbagging 

A taunt in the Splatoon series dong by switching from kid to squid multiple times after splatting your opponent.
The speed hack version is used to move faster than normal.
Seriously? I just got squidbagged! Squidbagging is the WORST taunt and it is annoying AF!
squidbagging by hyruleteam1992 January 29, 2018

squidhead 

People that spend too much time in online worlds and virtual reality. Originates with the technology shown in the 1995 movie "Strange Days".
Uber drivers don't like it when squidheads be wire-trippin' on clips in the back of their limo.
squidhead by nobodyhuhuh March 23, 2013

Squidbrains 

Squidbrains is an insult used to describe anyone that appears to be incompetent or fails to respond to issues in a way that would be expected based on their position or status.
This word was invented by kanye west who used it while insulting the staff at Bonnaroo in an angry letter.
Kanye west: I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!

Reasonable person: Wow, Kanye sure went all out with the caps on that angry blog letter! One might even suggest that he is squidbrains.
Squidbrains by hayleymore August 14, 2008

Squid Beak 

an anus, usually a man's, that has been used for sex so frequentally that the rectum actually begins to fall out itself....resembling an angry squid.
"after that train we ran on Jim, his bum is starting to resemble a squid beak."

"what do you want to do tonight?"

"I don't know, but it involves your squid beak."
Squid Beak by jbizzles December 7, 2009

squibcakes 

damn...justin has squibcakes
squibcakes by squibcakes luver November 9, 2004