Top Definition
when a girl gives a guy a hand job by putting the tip in her palm and wrapping her hand around it that way, resembling a squid
"I got a squid job from my girl last night."
"A what?"
"Ya she doesnt know how to do a real hand job, but its pretty much the same thing."
#hand job #sex #messy #squid #penis #dick #cock #hand #girl #man #girlfriend #boyfriend #irregular
by reg the raptor November 26, 2011
A handjob that is given using the motion that a squid uses when swimming. A Squid Job is used when discretion is needed.
The other night at dinner my best friend's wife gave me a Squid Job while we were waiting to order!
#handjob #jack off #meat beating #schlong pounding #jism
by 420 PURPLE KUSH October 03, 2013
When a sailor in the Navy eats a live squid for initiation purposes.
During my squid job, I was sprayed with ink.
#squid #sushi #initiation #dinner #cook
by Bluepaul March 01, 2011
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