anything and everything. you can use this word to describe anything that you just can't figure how to say, and because of Squib's epic abilities to describe anything and everything, you should not be questioned on you choice of using the word Squib
Positive "Dude you are the best squib ever"
Negative "dude you are such a fucking squib"
Noun "look at that squib"
Verb "dude why you got to squib me over like this?"
Pronoun "you are the squibiest cunt ever"
Adverb "she's so squibing hot"
you get the point
by G. Sloan April 28, 2008
-noun

1. A punctuation sign used in writing to indicate the statement as sarcasm.
2. A replacement for the ineffective usages of ellipses or italics to emphasize sarcasm through texts and e-mails.
3. Is symbolized by a combination of a 'Z' and '?' as one character.
3b. As of current, the squib symbol has not been incorporated into standard keyboards, so is substituted with {squib} following a sentence.
Ex: Wow, that was really useful information {squib}
Ex: Lindsay Lohan deserves an Oscar! {squib}
by E. Pak March 13, 2010
A squib is a term from the Harry Potter series written by J. K. Rowling meaning a muggle(non-magical person) born to wizard parents.
- Filch, the Hogwarts caretaker is a squib.
- Mrs. Figg in Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix is a squib.
by Harry Potter Lover January 17, 2007
(noun)
1. In film, a small explosive charge hidden under an actor's costume and detonated in order to simulate a bullet hit.

2. In Harry Potter, a non-magic person born to magical parents.
1. They had to re-take the shot because the squib didn't go off on time.

2. Filch is a Squib.
by Pox Voldius January 01, 2005
An AFL player who meets the following criteria
a) has little to no intestinal fortitude (guts)
b) lacks intelligence with out even knowing it
c) lacks accountability
d) is just a general moron
Brett Thornton is the definition of a squib
by UHSVU August 29, 2009
A person born into a wizarding family that cannot do magic
Argus Filch is a squib in Harry Potter
by HPFanatic1234 March 01, 2012
People who show up to parties who a) never come to parties and only come because they actually heard about it b) are not wanted because of the previous statement and c) really arent wanted because they dont drink or have fun, but simply come to find drunk hookups.
Some squibs showed up to my house last week so this time around i will have to regulate.
by t0mbr0chill March 20, 2008
A Member of Bangor Quidditch S.Q.U.I.B ( Society of QUIditch in Bangor), Bangor University's (Wales) Quidditch team.
I'm proud to be a squib.
by BangorQuidditchSQUIB March 05, 2013

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