soft squishing 

Verb: to have sex without an erection

"Hey, you hear about David and Megan?
Yeah, he's impotent so he ended up soft squishing it"

soft squishing by Mrspud97 May 15, 2015

squishing my tits 

Female version of the more common busting my balls; When somebody is bitching at you for no good reason or nagging at you to do something you don't want to do.

I had absolutely nothing to wear, so stop squishing my tits on those shopping expenditures.

squishing my tits by -Mouse- December 23, 2011

squishing the squid 

The female equivalent of slapping the salami or choking the chicken.

Do I partake in squishing the squid? Why, my dear fellow, I'd be lying if I said I didn't.

squishing the squid by The original überbitch December 14, 2008

squoshing 

Trying to shove a limp penis into a vagina/hole. Usually happens after the man's first ejaculation, and the woman is still waiting. Goes well with the phrase "limp noodle". Person ends up making fake penetration motions of intercourse.

Pumping hard..."Squoshing like he smashing". Pronounced with long "o" (rhymes with ocean).

squoshing by jah20twenty January 22, 2014

squishing my chill

A famous australian/welsh saying in which one lowers the quality of anothers day.

I have lots to say but I only have 3 percent battery left and its squishing my chill

Commercial: don't believe everything you read on the internet. Me: stop squishing my chill

squishing my chill by dr. howard kyle elise mchar October 12, 2013

squishing it

A term used in the tech industry to mean you are doing a really good job. Synonymous with 'killing it' or 'crushing it.'

Dude, you are straight squishing it on those TPS reports.

squishing it by tpaps October 4, 2015

Squishing the Buritto 

Female Masturbation

Q:Why was Lauren being so quiet in the backseat?
A:Oh she was back there squishing the buritto

Squishing the Buritto by JC24 February 16, 2009