Squeezing toothpaste 

When someone doesn’t shoot cum but squeezes it out of his dick like he’s getting the last bit of toothpaste out.

That porn scene cumshot was a bit of an anti climax, he was squeezing toothpaste.

Squeezing toothpaste by Muckyfingers82 August 23, 2021

Sklepping 

The act of going shopping at a Polish Shop; from the phrase Polski Sklep

Person 1: Would you mind unloading the dishwasher for me?

Person 2: I'll do that at some point today, but I've got to go sklepping first: we're all out of pierogi!

Sklepping by Founder's Dining Whore May 26, 2018

stepping razor 

A dangerous person that is not to be messed with, referring to the fact that they are quick to fight

The one thing that I can guarantee
I'm like a stepping razor, I suggest you stay fair with me

- Godlovesugly, Atmosphere

stepping razor by delasoul November 7, 2007

squeaking spring symphony 

the beautiful sound of two people having sex! (on a cheap bed)

One squeaking spring symphony coming up!

squeaking spring symphony by maitredesnoobes January 6, 2005

squeezing a dwarf 

taking a poop

So, I was sitting there squeezing a dwarf, when the guy next door started playing Rush real loud.

squeezing a dwarf by not karl marx June 1, 2009

Stepping on legos 

A pain more brutal than the ninth circle of hell, like the sensation 10 000 stars exploding below your feet, while being stabbed with a million knives from all sides. Thankfully these effects are not long term.

I stepped on legos. After the unbearable pain went away I immediately wrote a definition on urban dictionary about stepping on legos.

Stepping on legos by EuroChemist October 31, 2017

stepping on a lego 

Something delivered from hell itself, hard for even Chuck Norris to withstand.

Stepping on a lego- Something Satan made to laugh at us.

stepping on a lego by that star wars guy March 28, 2015