Squelsh

A person who derives from the countries "Wales" and "Scotland", they prefer to be called "Squelsh" as they see themselves as special from the rest of the UK.

Chad:"Hey I heard you're from Scotland and Wales that's pretty cool"
Mickey:"No sir Chad I am "Squelsh", not from them commoner countries"

Squelsh by RealEinstien June 15, 2019

squelshy 

The sound it makes when you shit your pants and don't realize till you sit down

Man that sounded squelshy did you you shit yourself

squelshy by Themanyoufearbutenjoy May 28, 2021

squelsh

Obliterating ones own mind by use of power tools and firecrackers.

A form of japanese squash but extremely rare and unheard of.

A way to rape someone.

Stop squelshing me!

This squelsh tastes remarkable.

Your squelsh is very hard.

etc...

squelsh by Steven Piechowski October 26, 2007

squelshing 

1.when one is lying on the floor in a sleeping bag in their fat friends house and hears a squelshing noise coming from the bed....
2.one fingering oneself with another person in the room 'unaware' of it....not so unaware

Tanya "OMG I heard squelsh last night"
Tracey "OMG I feel soooo sorry for you" laughs
"So what was the squelshing like?" haha
Tanya "You don't want to know.."

squelshing by Tracey2kaiii8 May 23, 2008

Squelsh

Definitive accent, a mixture and influence of the far north east of Wales /cheshire border and Liverpool.

You sound like a scouser.

No I'm from North Wales, it's called Squelsh, a mixture of North East Wales and Scouse

Squelsh by phantomphil January 18, 2021

squelsh

squelch and squish mixed together

the glue made a squelsh sound as both pieces of paper hit eachother

squelsh by marvel fanatic April 6, 2022

Squelchort 

An anti-slur for people who are transphobic. Comes from the words "Squelch" (a gross sound) and "Chortle" (a laugh, because they are stupid)

"What's your problem with trans people? You squelchort"

Squelchort by Carmela Viscomi March 5, 2023