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squeeze out a few sets

to weightlift. This term is usually accompanied by a pantomime of the exercise in question.
JT: Dude, you wanna go to the gym and squeeze out a few sets?
Andrew: Hell yeah. Let's get swole.

Squeeze out the tuna 

Slang for female masterbation.
Shannon couldn't sleep so she decided to squeeze out the tuna before bed to help her sleep.

squeeze blood out of a turnip 

You can't get something from a person, especailly money, that they don't have i.e. A turnip cannot be coaxed, squeezed, or cajoled into producing blood. All efforts at obtaining blood from this vegetable will be futile
He's no snitch; you'll squeeze blood out of a turnip before you get any real answers from him.

squeeze one out 

"Squeeze one out" can have many euphemistic meanings:
1) Narrowly win in a game
2) Give birth to a baby
3) Poop, as in
4) Masturbate, but this is the least-used of the four
1)"they squeezed out a victory, 1-0"
2)"I'm not going to squeeze one out till I'm, like, 30."
3)"I'm going to the toilet to squeeze one out"
4)I squeezed one out in the shower last night.
squeeze one out by Hamid2547 October 3, 2010

Squeeze one out like a commando 

The act of forcing oneself to defecate, even though one doesn't require to defecate. Usually used to make room in the stomach so one can eat more.
Bob was so full at the Chinese buffet that he went to the toilet to Squeeze one out like a commando to make room for dessert.

squeeze one out 

v. to masturbate, or cause ones self to ejaculate
I squeezed one out in the shower last night.
squeeze one out by alkalinesam February 26, 2005