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Squeeze my Hog 

When one is in the act of squeezing their own hog
Fed: "Bro, what are you doing"

Greek: "Hold on let me squeeze my hog, COME HERE BOY LET ME SQUEEZE YOU"

hop the fence and squeeze the chickens 

you hop a fence and squeeze the chickens, then when you get in trouble there is a good and confusing story to tell. you will probably be put in a mental institute.
dude i wanna hop the fence and SQUEEZE THE CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hot-Squeeze

(hot)-(squeeze) A Hot-Squeeze is when you're taking a shit and the very last little bit needs that extra push to jump out and into the nice cool multi-yellow-colored pool below. This extra pushing can cause severe burning on the anus, and also alot of pressure on the rectum.
"Just Hang On a Sec Mom ! I'm In The Middle Of a Hot-Squezze !"
Hot-Squeeze by The Sachmo November 24, 2004

How to squeeze someones balls 

Grab from under and squeeze until you here a popping noise and then you should be able to squeeze really hard and crush them and then it will hurt the male
Ha I popped your balls and they crumbled right in my fingertips. How to squeeze someones balls

Alabama Squeezebox

An incestuous sex move where two brothers are pounding and throat-fucking their sister simultaneously from either side
"Hey, Cleetus how about we show Crystal the good ol' Alabama Squeezebox?"

"Sounds like a wonderful idea, Brother"

squeezebox 

Momma has a squeezebox she wears on her chest, when daddy comes home he doesn't get no rest, because they're playing all night. And the music's just right. Momma has a squeezebox and daddy doesn't sleep at night!
squeezebox by Alfie The Horndog March 30, 2006