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a sexual favor given to a man by means of a strong, steady grip. The provider will firmly wrap his or her hand around the recipient's genitalia and apply extreme pressure until the recipient has completed orgasm. squeeze jobs often result in significant injury if not properly administered. one must always be careful and respectful when giving squeeze jobs.
My date last night was such a prude! I couldn't even talk her into giving me a squeeze job.

Francisco's partner gave him such a forceful squeeze job that the blood vessels burst and left permanent scarring on his shaft.
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Just like hand job, except harder.
Person #1 gave gave Person #2 a squeeze job by accident when they meant to give them a hand job.
by Captain Jones August 18, 2005
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The ending to any good hand or blow job.
This girls hand job skills were sub-par but her squeeze job skills were fire.
by Swag42069 December 08, 2014
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Is a version of a handjob where the girl instead of strokes the penis, squeezes the penis. Is used mostly on guys with smaller sized packages
Yo I heard that Derick got a squeeze job, you know what that means
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