Verb -- A simultaneous orgasm during sexual intercourse between a man and a woman.

Noun -- The mixture of pussy juice and semen.

Origin: combination of words 'squirt' and 'skeet'
"Klye and Maile were engaged in harmonious love making when they experienced the most amazing squeet of their life."

"If you're not going to wash your blanket, Jack, can you at least change your squeet sheets?
by LittleWinston March 26, 2010
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Ryan's combination of the giddy fan expression "squee" and the word sweet. It would refer to something that is both incredibly awesome and inspiring of a fan squeal of enthusiasm.
by hicsilver August 25, 2008
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1) A word used to describe a very small object (adj)

2) Word used to replace words such as 'gay' and or 'f*cking retarded'
by ::Odd:: May 26, 2005
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to 'squee' and 'skeet' at the same time.

Squee: a noise to denote excitement.

skeet: to jizm on yourself.
Person 1: Tegan and Sara just came out with a new album!

Person 2: OMG! They're so hot, and i'm so excited; I just squeeted on myself! FANGIRLFANGIRLFANGIRL!!!!
by Queeniefakesit November 10, 2009
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A shortened version of the phrase “square feet.” Coined by Kurtis Connor on December 31, 2021.
“Okay set designers, this apartment has to look shitty, okay, and I’m talking like ONLY 4,000 squeet.”
-Kurtis Conner
by DestroyaOfKurtistown January 1, 2022
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To accidentally Ejaculate, or romphe in one's eye.
DAMN! He Squeeted that bitch so bad, she Needs glasses!

I heard she got SQUEEtED on at that party last night!
by Kyra L April 6, 2006
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It’s generally a response to someone asking you if you ate, or "jeet". (Did you eat). If you hadn’t eaten, you’d reply "squeet". Or "let’s go eat”.
Gar: Hey man, jeet?

Me: Nope!. Squeet!
by Richter Ass June 20, 2019
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