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The standard unit of squee, that is, a measure of the amount of squee an object or creature can generate. For example, a cute cartoon about kittens would measure 278 millisqueet, or 0.278 squeet. The cutest kitten photo imaginable would rate 4.8 squeet, the TEL (threshold exposure limit) before irrational gibbering will commence. A cute kitten animated gif might actually rate 0.8 or more megasqueet, resulting in a total loss of self-control (and possible bladder and/or bowel control.)
Male: "Apparently, they're remaking My Little Pony, but instead of ponies, they're kitten-ponies."
Female: "SQUEEEE! OHMYGODTHAT'SSOAWESOME! ICAN'TBELIEVETHEY'REDOINGTHIS OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD..."
Male: (checking meter) 17.1 squeets. We'd best get the restraints out now.
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When you shoot period blood out of your vagina.
"last night Brittany squeeted all over me after our wild love making"
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a mixture of cute and sweet
awwww, that was so squeet. i cant believe how squeet that kitten is, its adorable..adorably squeet
by morellocherry August 03, 2009
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1. A combination of the words skeet and squirt.

2. A combination of the words sweet and score.
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The sound made as a wet poop exits the anus.
"What was that?"
"I squeeted."
by squeeterific December 28, 2013
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A word that compresses the sentence, "Let's go eat." Heard in Southern dialect.
Squeet some doughnuts at the morning break.
by Richard Black August 01, 2007
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Compounded/truncated work: 'Let's go eat'.
"Yo, mungry: squeet."
by oso blanco September 27, 2006
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