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peenie squeezie 

Pennie Squeezie is a buff bulldog introduced on season 1 of Hot Streets. His methods are crude but effective.
Hey! Wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh! Don't fuck with peenie squeezie!

squeesome 

1: something worthy of squeeing
2: something very cute and adorable
3: something worthy of fangirl obsession

Basically, anything that makes a teenage girl squee is squeesome!
Alyssa: So then, after he gave me the flowers and chocolate, he played me a song that he wrote for me.
Miranda: Really? Oh my god, that is so squeesome!
-OR-
Alyssa: I love Johnny Depp ..
Miranda: Yeah .. he is so squeesome .. *sigh*
squeesome by rented.emotions February 23, 2008

Squeezie 

See PewDiePie ? That's him in French.
Squeezie is a French youtuber
Squeezie by strawberry trash August 8, 2016

Squeezie 

A squeezie is a make-shift gravity bong made by a 1 litre bottle, flat bottle cap and a socket piece. It captures the smoke by slowly releasing the pre-squeezed bottle half filled with water while lighting the marijuana in the socket piece which has been melted and air-locked into the cap with a lighter. after the smoke has pulled through into the bottle, take off the cap and inhale the smoke.
"Sam just had a squeezie, he's on another planet!"
Squeezie by Tinny Inspector March 28, 2021

squeezie 

a cuter way of saying hug, cuddle, snuggle or a warm embrace.
It's like when you want to put your arms around him and squeeze him tight.
A: Beryl is sooo down today.
B. c'mon let's cheer her up and give her a squeezie :)
squeezie by primaverabebe February 28, 2011
The best teaching assistant in the observable universe. He's young, pure, and is genuinely just trying to help in this cruel, cruel world.
Did you get Squeeve to help you on your homework?
Yeah—he's the best TA!
Squeeve by yawwwnnnnn September 14, 2019