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A penis that is so similar in length and width, that it appears to be square.
John's squeenis could not go into Stacy's hole, because the square peg does not fit into the round hole.
by Never Let It Go September 10, 2005
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Soft and offensive. Just like you.

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"Bro, check out my squeenis right now."
by Reverend Revvy October 17, 2015
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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A small square penis that is small and square and is a penis
Damn dude! Nice squeenis! (says sarcasticly)
by DoofNugget October 17, 2015
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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