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A penis that is so similar in length and width, that it appears to be square.
John's squeenis could not go into Stacy's hole, because the square peg does not fit into the round hole.
by Never Let It Go September 10, 2005
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"Bro, check out my squeenis right now."
by Reverend Revvy October 17, 2015
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A small square penis that is small and square and is a penis
Damn dude! Nice squeenis! (says sarcasticly)
by DoofNugget October 17, 2015
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