As Happy as a Squeezed Snake 

To add the fluid into the gas station windshield washers, first you need to squeeze a snake. The manufacturers of the washer fluid squeeze the snake which allows the washing fluid to come out of a snake. This takes off a lot of weight from the snakes, making them very happy that they have been squeezed dry.

"Dude what are you doing, Why are you smiling so much?"
"Dude i'm as happy as a squeezed snake!"

As Happy as a Squeezed Snake by iiWolfyii January 20, 2020

freshly squeezed

When you squeeze out your farts nice and fresh, they become freshly squeezed!

Hey Steve, come and take a whiff of this fart! It's freshly squeezed too!

freshly squeezed by LonePooper February 4, 2018

squeezed lemon 

A married man whose energy and spirit have been exhausted by the relentless demands of his wife. Typically a squeezed lemon works long hours in a soul-sucking job to earn the money demanded by his wife to support her purchases.

Look at those squeezed lemons, trudging after their wives in the galleria wondering how they're going to pay for all this crap.

squeezed lemon by logic001 June 25, 2010

freshly squeezed

man juice; semen; can be used as a noun or a verb

"He just freshly squeezed all over me last night!"
or
"Pump that freshly squeezed bitch!"

freshly squeezed by dtf in oc December 27, 2008

German Squeegee

The act of pressing your buttcheeks against a pane of glass and farting. This can be done while your pants are still on, but the act is best visualized without pants -- and from the other side of the glass, for optimal viewing. For an even better visual, you may perform this act while suffering from diarrhea, but be careful to avoid the inevitable splash and collateral coverage.

You know the German Squeegee Bob butt-pressed on the bank's front window? He must have had the Hershey Squirts something fierce because they still haven't been able to clean it off. Seriously, it looks like someone shot a turd at the window at Mach 3!

German Squeegee by Donkey Punching Queen July 14, 2011

Vanderwallen Squeegee 

The act of emptying out a used condom so that it can be re-worn by a second male, usually for use on the same woman.

Example #1 Tyler and Jeremy didn't have enough rubbers to both do her, so they pulled a Vanderwallen Squeegee.

Example #2 Pulling a Vanderwallen Squeegee is still safer than going bareback when you're tagging a cougar.

Vanderwallen Squeegee by Bob Madden August 21, 2007

Headlight Squeegee 

An act performed after sloppy anal sex where a man slams his dirty meat on his woman's chest and tightly squeezes her tits together. Using the tits (headlights) as a squeegee, the man will pull his dick out, leaving a squeaky clean cock and the anal residue between his partner's breasts.

Angelina took laxatives before anal with Justin. Since Justin doesn't like mud on his helmet, he performed the headlight squeegee to clean his cock.

Headlight Squeegee by mrrab June 11, 2015