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a man or woman who, with washcloth and squeegee in hand, cleans windshields of cars stopped in traffic and then somehow expects to get paid by the drivers "squeegee men are conniving panhandlers who, because you pity them that very instant they finish the job, they take your money".(not to mention washcloth was dirtier than the windshield before they started to clean it and now the drivers side window is all smudge)
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| 2. | mud squeegee | ||
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when a bald man or woman performs a mud mopping adams dad is the infamous mud squeegee
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| 3. | squeegee headed penis leech | ||
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1. A woman who sucks the life out of a man through nefarious means
2. A term of endearment among certain Alaskan males 3. a rare sexually transmitted disease carried by albino Peruvian midget cliff divers. 1. "After she got me drunk she turned into a squeegee headed penis leech. It felt good but I feel like I need to vacuum and dust now and why am I wearing Dockers"
2. "My snowmachine got stuck and the squeegee headed penis leech laughed at me as he rode by." 3. "Sylvia has a great body for a woman three feet tall, and her accent and pale skin make her exotic, but that squeegee headed penis leech she gave me made steak tartar of my dick!" |
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| 4. | Vanderwallen Squeegee | ||
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The act of emptying out a used condom so that it can be re-worn by a second male, usually for use on the same woman. Example #1 Tyler and Jeremy didn't have enough rubbers to both do her, so they pulled a Vanderwallen Squeegee.
Example #2 Pulling a Vanderwallen Squeegee is still safer than going bareback when you're tagging a cougar. |
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| 5. | the spider man | ||
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The act of a man ejaculating in his hand and flicking it in his woman's face like a spider web. JD gave sally the spider man on her face in a fantastic fit of passion.
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| 6. | godless savage | ||
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A person who is characterized by brutal, uncivilized behaviour, irrespective of religious affiliation. One who is truly beyond redemption. Jeremy: Did you hear about Tyler? He beat up a woman again last night.
Morgan: Shit. What a godless savage. |
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