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9.
someone who believes they're at a high position at a low paying job.
someone who will believe they're better than you because of their position at a low paying job.
someone who will do anything their boss tells them to do.
squeege - "i didn't ask you to put away everything, i told you." regular employee - "i know, you DID tell me to put away everything in a question format, but we were supposed to be doing the same thing anyways so i don't understand why you can't help me." squeege - it's because i TOLD you, do i seriously need to council you?" regular employee - " no.... i thought you would just be considerate enough to help me..." squeege - "you thought wrong, get back to work." regular employee - "wow, he's such a squeege, i don't understand why he's so strict, he's only making a dollar more than me and it's gone way above his head." regular employee's co-worker - " that guys a squeege, he'll do whatever he's told even if it's a penny more than you make as long as he's making more than you." regular employee - "oh alright, that make perfect sense taking his squeege like personality into consideration."
by jeff bridgezz June 13, 2010
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1.
When a man pokes his penis in another's eye.
I squeeged in my significant others last night.
I'm going to squeege in you eye.
do you mind if i squeege you.

also used as:

I'm going to squeege your eyes out.
Do you mind if I squeege in your eye?
by Squeege in the eye February 19, 2013
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2.
(1) v. Female ejaculation.
(2) n. Female ejaculate.
(1) "Bix gave her the shocker, and she squeeged all over the place."
(2) "I think Brooks got some squeege on his shirt when he fingered that thirty-something year-old woman."
by Scriptor Metamorphosis October 29, 2007
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3.
Urination; to go pee.
Man, I gotta take a squeege.
by Kev from NY October 13, 2005
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4.
a person who is very good at the video game counter-strike.
You suck, You're no squeege.
by collin skeetz August 16, 2006
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5.
To Urinate, To Take A Piss
"Hold my drink real quick,i gotta take a squeege."
by Bibo B Eazy July 23, 2008
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6.
n : informal term for urination within one's closet whether drunk or not ; "he took a pee" syn: peeing,

pee, piss
Bill was so drunk he squeege his closet thinking it was the bathroom.

Ralph was caught squeeing all over Tom's closet, nasty.
by Randy Gato August 09, 2010
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7.
a guy who is well...just a squeege
josh is a squeege
by theantisqueege March 31, 2010
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