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Like weed, or pot, squeef is another word for marijuana. This word has apparently been confused with queef, but it has nothing to do with the sound of air being squeezed out of the vaginal canal.
Hey dude I wanna get high. Let's go out in the woods and smoke some squeef.
Yo, I'm new in town. Do you know where I can score some squeef, Bro?
by Ramon B. Gariza February 12, 2006
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A bag of weed or some weed.
used in the film Outside Providence, "Do you need any squeef, or do you got enough?"
by Matthew Geiger June 22, 2005
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The moment at which a queef and a squirt are perfectly executed at the same time producing an amazing explosion of vaginal fluid.
Guy 1: You now what happened last night?
Guy 2: Dunno, how far did she you get?
Guy 1: She fucking squeefed everywhere, it took hours to clean up
Guy 2: Wow.
Guy 1: Tasted good though
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Marijuana, Cannabis-Sativa
"Yo man, you got any squeef??"
by PenisFace July 21, 2003
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when someone queefs but shit comes out.
squeefing is the same to queefing as farting is to sharting.
I accidently squeefed during sex and blew doodems all over the bed sheets.
by pantsboy November 13, 2008
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a bag of shitty old man pot
"Which one you boys has the fat bag of squeef?"- The Buck god rest his soul
by swifty8978 February 09, 2008
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When a women queefs so hard that she squirts herself.
by Squeef man March 09, 2015
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