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22.
a fart-like noise produced with the mouth mimicking the sound of a vaginal fart.
Don't make that squeef sound again or the teacher will come over here and bust your ass!
by 'dklfj July 02, 2007
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1.
A bag of weed or some weed.
used in the film Outside Providence, "Do you need any squeef, or do you got enough?"
by Matthew Geiger June 22, 2005
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2.
Marijuana, Cannabis-Sativa
"Yo man, you got any squeef??"
by PenisFace July 21, 2003
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3.
Like weed, or pot, squeef is another word for marijuana. This word has apparently been confused with queef, but it has nothing to do with the sound of air being squeezed out of the vaginal canal.
Hey dude I wanna get high. Let's go out in the woods and smoke some squeef.
Yo, I'm new in town. Do you know where I can score some squeef, Bro?
by Ramon B. Gariza February 12, 2006
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4.
a bag of shitty old man pot
"Which one you boys has the fat bag of squeef?"- The Buck god rest his soul
by swifty8978 February 09, 2008
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5.
When lady parts both queef and squirt at the same time. Usually happens when a girl spreads for justice and gets off at the same time!
Jessica was being her whore-self when she squeefed all over her wall.
by Chenlemom November 28, 2013
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6.
Noun

1. While a queef is usually involuntary, a "squeef" occurs when a woman has mastered the art of queefing and can squeeze one out at will.

2. A voluntary queef.
"Whenever Joanne is around another woman she doesn't like, she stands next to them and squeefs."
by Billebllunt December 08, 2013
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7.
when someone queefs but shit comes out.
squeefing is the same to queefing as farting is to sharting.
I accidently squeefed during sex and blew doodems all over the bed sheets.
by pantsboy November 13, 2008
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