squedge 

similar to a nipple cripple but instead to expand across the whole breast

i gave her a squedge

squedge by mc factor July 1, 2008

Squidget 

A small child, can be applied to any child younger than thirteen. Also "squidgelet"

"Did you see all the little squidgets in line for Santa? It's a total squidge-fest.

Squidget by Sallie Collom March 30, 2009

Squidget 

A cool, usually short person. Always trying to have fun but sometimes can be quite a prankster. Can be annoying at times, but usually a squidget is cool.

Hey, whatsup squidget!

Squidget by Syntho May 5, 2009

Squidget 

1. Having qualities that delight the senses, especially the sense of sight.

2. Excellent; wonderful.

"Those kittens are SO Squidget!"

Squidget by Damaen February 22, 2003

squidget 

The word itself is a portmanteaux of Squirt and Midget, implying shortness of stature, but the scope is far greater. A squidget is a genuinely detestible person, usually obnoxious and overweight, with an intense, selfish greed. Generally annoying and one of the worst examples of humanity you can find. Often heard screaming "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" when they don't get their way.

"No, I won't give you what you want, you stupid little squidget!"

"Man, you know that kid? What a fucking squidget."

squidget by Jaggajack October 24, 2007

squidget 

A wee fat person. Like a short squidgy midget.
A squidget.

*small fat child waddles into store*
Teenager1: lol look! a squidget just came in. We better hurry up before he eats everything!
Teenager2: ROFL

squidget by President_Choob June 6, 2009

squidget 

This girl that works at sears and is a squirt and a midget.

Hey squidget!

squidget by Fire April 7, 2004