Squatter

A person, usually homeless, who "squats" in your home for days, weeks, or even months. They overstay their welcome and usually have no where else to go, so they crouch in a corner of somebody else's house and lives, sleeps, eats there as long as they are allowed.

Hey is that dirty squatter still staying at Jimmy's house or did he hop a train to another town?

by KaySauce89 April 17, 2016

Squatter

Term used for skanks who come to your dwelling and overstay their welcome. During their stay they will bitch about how bad your house is or what necessities you lack in, reguardless of how recently you have moved in. These tricks usually roll in packs and will annoy the piss out of you.

"Dude, these squatters are inhabiting the upstairs with no hope of leaving."

"I fucking hate the fat one."

"Why are the squatters recruiting dick to your house?"

"Did that squatter just tell you a story about shitting herself?

by I Dont Believe This Shit. August 21, 2011

Squatter

squat·ter

–noun

1. a genetic hybrid breed of awesomeness consisting of squirrel and otter genes.

Dude! I taught my squatter how to fly, so now it can run, jump, climb, fly, swim, and shit! O_O

by JayRay91 May 18, 2011

Squatter

One trained in the art of toilet use vs. one still in diapers.

No more diapers! My son's a squatter now!

by miamjk February 9, 2011

Squatter

Person who decides to live outside of ordinary society, often against using property for profit and because of the lack of affordable houses for the masses. Squatters often move into properties that have been abandoned for a long time, mostly in communes. Most squatters hate wasting energy and resources, so they use wood stoves, and often resort to products and food that supermarkets and stores get rid off, many grow their own produce. Many are vegetarians or vegans, have dogs, and most wear and use second hand stuff.

I went to a squatter party this weekend, they had a free store and also sold a lot of hats and jewelry there.

I still can't get used to squatter girls and all their hair.

I have never seen more dreads than at that squatter party.

by The Dutch Freya July 17, 2008

squatters

people who over stay thier welcome, eat all your food and never repays

We can't get these squatters out of our house!

by Rebecca April 13, 2003

squatter

In public toilets one who sits all day on a commode waiting for a penis to come at him through a glory hole.

Hubert sat for three hours on the throne in the toilet at the Gem XXX rated theater and got ten tricks while he was there.

by Richard Black February 28, 2005