gets up to answer phone, and someone steals his seat
Jack:"He should have called squaters"
2. One who hovers over as if to guard. Sometimes a sexual partner from what you intended as a one night stand, or that you dumped and won't take a hint, can become a squater and soon become a cockblocker.
I thought I would just fuck her once, but now she keeps squating on me at the club and is becoming a real cockblock.
PROPER MAINLANDER ENGLISH VERSION: A homeless individual who obtains the need for destandardized housing so he trespasses onto another individuals property and attepts to live there undetected.