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1. to sit

2. to defecate, especially while crouching

3. nothing
It aint worth squat if you wreck it.
by Light Joker March 14, 2007
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To bend the knees in the most comfortable manner. to assume or maintain a position in which the body is supported on the feet (heels down) and the knees are bent so that the buttocks rest on or near the heels.

American Toilets make people squat with their heels up. After about 30 years, people can hardly perform the other way to squat.

To begin learning how to correctly squat, one must "hold on to something for dear life".
ME: "He squats to poop."
YOU: I tried that and just about fell on my back.
ME: "For about two weeks, he had to hold on to a chair in front of him. Squatting is difficult at first."
by NotAC00L February 25, 2011
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1. To steal something.
2. To move in on someone else's territory or possessions.
3. To accept something for free under dubious circumstances.
Chuck lives to squat, man. If something's free, he's gonna show up, no matter what it is. Party with an open bar? You better stand back or he'll run you over...
by exitflagger April 30, 2008
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A short, broad person, though not a midget or dwarf. Squats have been described as resembling the way normal people look when reflected in car doors.
The squat strutted down the street leering at girls like he was God's gift to women, not realizing that they were all laughing at him.
by D.B. Echo March 21, 2005
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incredibly british way to suggest eating a bitch out.
ello' puppet, fancy comin' over and takin a nice squat on ma' face?
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A move performed in many video games, such as Killzone 2
"Bro, how do you squat?"
by TWEBSTAH April 13, 2010
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1. To take a shit.
2. TO workout
3. To pee (for women)
by Danteezy Fo' Sheezy February 26, 2003
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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