When someone squirts and barfs simutaniously. I.E. Someone ejaculates whilst vomiting.
"Justin was doing Billy from behind... At the moment of climax, he saw a picture of Bette Midler, and squarfed."
by Esquire22 July 25, 2005
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The act of regrettably and hastily consuming an item.
My wife offered to watch Moana for the fourteenth time and I decided, instead, to squarf down a box of bullets.
by James A Cockles September 17, 2017
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The phenomenon of something being very nearly very good, but actually crap.
Playing deliberately off several cushions with side and potting the black, then the white aswell. In a game of pool.
by sack the chimp March 27, 2004
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