squaretriangle

derived from playstation gaming. Used when one player has tried to describe a complex move by just saying that he pressed square triangle (the square button then the triangle one). More universally, it's used when someone states the most bloody obvious option for solving a complex problem, an option that the person has of course already tried.

'Have you seen my gloves?'
'Are they in the glove compartment?
'Square Triangle.'

squaretriangle by bb49wpr January 25, 2005

squirister 

Noun skwir-ist-a
A low ranking wierd in the whopper soc. A weird young squire who likes to sing. (Taken from the weirdictionary - new weirdspeak edition)

1. "You there squirister! One day ye will be promoted to a Chief sire of thee whopper soc."
"Thank ye sir, Thank ye! footooky mapwaga froilde."

This quote can often be heard in whopperington. It is best achieved by outstretching the arm and finger in a swift motion and by rolling the tongue when the 'r' sound of the squirister comes. Then jab the squirister with your finger. It takes much practice.

squirister by JAshton August 7, 2006

squarters 

Squarters is a game similar to the popular "Quarters" drinking game, but rather the quarter is held between your ass cheeks and you squat in an attempt to have the quarter land in a certain place, usually into a shotglass (or cup) on that table.

This quarter stinks like ass - someone must've been using it to play squarters.

squarters by deloreanguy December 2, 2020

squarejerk

Circlejerk for country music fans.
An insult to those from midwest with a gay twist flavor.

Why don't you go circlejerk! At least I don't "squarejerk" PWNED.

squarejerk by rsix October 15, 2008

Squartermelon 

The opposite of a Blumpkin. When a guy carpet munches, will the girl drops a deuce. Preferably inside a port-o-potty!

Jency received a squartermelon from Billy at the bar last night.

Squartermelon by classyskinnystall June 8, 2010

squampster 

Half squirrl half hampster....

Fuck off.

The Dugly Squampster house

squampster by The Captain May 13, 2005

Squarter 

Some one who perform squats only a quarter of the way down

Ray you foolish squarter ,lower the wieght and your ego and squat all the way down, properly.

Squarter by Esyes January 25, 2014