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1.
whom who cannot wheel a broad.
Check out that duster, hes ridding on square wheels!
by mdsabdjabsd43 September 11, 2008
 
2.
When someone cannot wheel somebody, when there wheels are going nowhere, or only last for minimal amounts of time.Basically a bad attempt at being a player.
Did you see george last night? Kid's never going ot get any with those square wheels
by SteveRainey October 18, 2009
 
3.
Not being able to pick up chicks.
John : I can too pick up chicks.
Josh : But you have Square Wheels.
by JoshuaToad April 16, 2010
 
4.
When the act of picking up a girl where it is not working, because of either bad looks or shes not going for you.
Wow man that broad is so ugly, its such a square wheel
by Luis Suarez November 21, 2008