|8.||The White Square Incident|
The following events are actual and transpired in the early morning of December 28, 2008, between 1:29 and 2:15 AM, on Vine Avenue in Park Ridge, near Chicago Illinois.more...
Names have been changed to protect the innocent and unfortunate bystanders.
Two teens, one aged 17, whom I shall not name, and the other aged 16, to whom I'll refer as Andrew, were walking down Vine Avenue, filming a documentary for English Class. Why they were doing so at almost 2 in the morning has not been discovered. A friend of theirs, to whom ill refer as Ross, lived nearby. As they walked past his house with the camera, speaking the dialogue they had prepared, A flash of purple light shone out through the upper bedroom window or Ross' residence. Those who know the street and can recall the events of that unholy day, will recall that all the streetlamps were mysteriously shattered, and seeing as this was on the outskirts of town, the sky was almost pitch black. Back to the purple light. After about 30 seconds of the light flash, Ross came sprinting out of his home shouting something unintelligible. As the two teens and the camera turns to face him, Something or someone hit the one carrying the camera, Andrew and knocks him unconscious (presumably). The camera falls to the ground but does not break. From the way it lands, we can see the face of Ross. Those who had the misfortune to watch the tape can make out that Ross says something along the lines of "The 'white square', it cut it open, the blo...
|9.||Haymaker Square Riot|
A high-risk sexual maneuver in which, immediately after climax, the male removes his penis from the vagina, punches his partner in the face, then opens a jar of angry bees and holds it against the woman's vaginal area.
"I found out my girlfriend had been cheating on me - so last night I gave her the haymaker square riot before dumping her ass"
|10.||The Muffin Face|
A face of which the teeth are clenched, and the mouth is formed to a tight, creepy circle. Is used as a universal symbol of random/weirdness. The ideal face used to bite into a muffin.
Courtney: Wow, these muffins are delicious! *makes The Muffin Face* *Bites into muffin*
Maddy: Yeah, I want another! *makes Muffin Face* Anyone want to split a muffin?
Slang for a fight on Facebook. Comes from the slang "Throw the ones" (Slang for two people to square off and fight). The 'Face Ones' is basically an arguement in which neither side will actually get hurt, it's more or less just people having an online fight.
--------------------Conversation in a Status-----------------------
Luis: That is a lovely vase you have there.
Richard: lol Luis you're such a fag, looking at vases and shit
Luis: What nigga!? I'll fight you!
Richard: Yeah right you little punk ass bitch!
Cody: Oh Jeez they're throwing the FACE ONES again.
|12.||Get Out Of My Square|
When someone is on your square of the couch and you don't want them on your square.
Bitch wouldn't get out of my square so I smeared santorum on her face
|13.||Big Square D|
The name given to someone with a particularly blockish head, whether it be due to a particularly BAD haircut or the general shape of their head. Originating from the form the head takes when this condition sets in, sufferers of this syndrome face much ridicule and jocularity from the general public at large.
"Dear Lord! It's Big Square D! Flee!!"
"You know, Big Square D! AKA Richard Dalrymple?"
A marching band maneuver in which the entire marching band utilizes several about faces (Hazes) and flanks to turn itself 90 degrees on a street. Also known as the Immel turn
To execute the turn, the band must make an about face at the command of the drum major. The file farthest from the direction the band is turning will merely keep on going. The first person in this file will make a flank towards the intended direction, and the people behind him/her will make the same action at the desired interval. The first person in the file right next to that will make a flank in the intended direction two beats after the first person does. This will go on in intervals of two until the complete first rank is facing 90 degrees from its original direction, in which case all that's left is for the rest of the band to make the desired flanks in order to complete the parade block. This can all be done without calling a halt or mark time.
The band made a square turn and won the "Best Company Front" trophy.