to get so trashed, you start to fuck with everyone, you also have the tendency to drunk dial your girlfriend or ex, injure yourself somehow, run away from everyone, and or fall asleep with your dick out. this level cannot be reached by simply drinking a few beers and getting drunk, it is almost only possible if you have diabetes and drink many beers, or take many shots. beware the squanto, he is not controllable, not coherent, and almost always funny as hell
dude did you see justin last night, he went full squanto level and face planted down the stairs.
man, that squanto will get ya, you may not know it but, it will sneak up on you if you aren't careful
A Beer Pong rule common in frat houses in the South-east region of the United States. If a player were to completely overshoot a shot without touching the table or cup, and the other team catches it in mid-air; the player must yell "Squanto" before violently throwing the ball across the table to that who overshot the ball. If the ball hits the player from the bottom of the neck to the top of the head, that player must remove a cup. The player that caught the ball to start with still gets a shot regardless as to if he misses the throw or nails the intended target.
Player 1- *Overshoots Ball*
Player 3- *Catches ball behind cups* Squanto!!! *Whips ball at player 1*
Player 1- *Ducks* Whoa there! You almost Squanto'd me there to win the game!
Tisquantum (better known as Squanto) (c. 1580s – November 1622) was one of two Native American Indians (Samoset being the other) who assisted the Pilgrims after their first winter in the New World. He was a member of the Patuxet tribe, a subtribe of the Wampanoag Confederacy.
This word is used in the context in which in replaces other words which aren’t of any value to the whole. Blablabla is similar to it, but Squanto estapacho is the improved version for multiple reasons. One: this word isn’t used by retarded kids who think they are cool.
“Hey man what did she say?”
“Mostly crap, constantly she was saying You never listen, squanto estapacho, you are a jerk”