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Disease contracted from fucking squirrels too much. Originates from The Wirral, Merseyside and has been seen in various other places such as Guyana and the city of Portsmouth. Can also be known as the Real Slim Squaidy. Has a thing for yoda too.
"Have you seen any squirrels lately?"
"Nah man, I think they died from squaids"
Squaids by SlimSquaidy March 22, 2021
Related Words

Squakinkle

The tearing of the scrottum
My scrottum got caught in my zipper and now I got a squakinkle
Squakinkle by Kadan and joe July 3, 2018

Squanching 

The act where one hangs himself and masturbates simultaneously.
Alex loves to go squanching at noon.
Squanching by Jenna Viano August 13, 2015

Squanching 

A rick and morty term that is used when you hang yourself and ejacuate at the same time!
Hey what are you doing I am squanching In here. Rick: sorry man my bad but can I join in.
Squanching by Rob smitch January 21, 2019

squantified 

Adjective

(comparative more squantified, superlative most squantified)

To guide and support through a period of change leading to quantifiable benefits
Verb

Simple past tense and past participle of squantify

Origin

Derivative of squantify
Carl squantified our household finances and now we can afford to go on holiday every year
squantified by The Squanto September 2, 2019
Squalia- Noun and Verb.

Noun- The intense feeling of excitement one gets when they think of something appealing to them.

Verb.

To Squalia> Act of expressing such intense all-over excitement.

EVERYBODY SQULIA>>> ( To the tune of Everybody Dance Now) Squalia is a great thing. Magical if you will. We should never deny ourselves of Squalia! SQUALIA ON EVERYONE!
Verb

Ex: If I won the lottery I would totally Squalia.

Ex: I just won the lottery... Holy shit I just squaliad {Squail-yuhhd} (past tense) so hard!

Noun

An old college friend calls on the phone and is like "Nigga, we about to have a visit. I'm flying in from Detroit."... Phone call ends and great memories flood back to the mind and you feel giddy inside. Yes, I used the word "giddy".