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Shorthand notation of "squirrel AIDS". Some serious shit!
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"wtf, i'm not going to that miley cyrus concert...i'd rather have squaids!"
by xtinct2 January 03, 2010
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A disease you get when you, all of a sudden, think it's okay to fuck some squirrels. Results-You fucked some squirrels.
You+Idea to bang Mr. or Ms. Squirrel=Squaids

Guy 1 "So, what did the doctor say?"

Guy 2 "Doctor said I contracted...Squaids..."

Guy 1 "...I'm sorry did you say squaids, or aids?"

Guy 2 "Squaids man,"

Guy 1 "That's what I thought you said..."

Guy 2 "Yeah..."

Guy 1 "......"

Guy 2 "..."

Guy 1 "So let me get this straight, you decided it was a good idea to fuck a squirrel all of a sudden, a squirrel bro,"

Guy 2 "Well,...she be lookin at my nuts and all"

Guy 1 "....Yeah, Good Luck with that."
by AwayWeGo April 14, 2010
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An epidemical disease plaguing squirrels, rodents, and celebrities as we speak. Also known as Squirrel Aids
Squaids. It's some serious shit!
by jackaroo194 January 13, 2010
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To have squirrel aids.
This word was off the youtube show Raywilliamjohnson.

Squirrel+aids= Squaids
by Tylerh1994 January 15, 2010
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the worst form of AIDS on planet Earth contracted by sexual relations with squirrels. Squirrel AIDS = Squaids.
Man 1: "dude, she was so good in bed man!"
Man 2: "bro, I'm tellin ya, fuckin around with her you might get squaids"
by MarinePimpin2012 March 23, 2011
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Squirrel AIDS.
It's an unfunny meme created by Ray William Johnson.
RWJ Fan: YOU HAVE SQUAIDS LOLOLOL!!!1
Person: IT'S NOT FUNNY.
by 102928374 March 07, 2010
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Squirrel AIDS, for anyone who's wondering at home.
I got trapped in a reactor shortly after my last raid
And got shot into a slum where I could have gotten SQUAIDS
by Cloud_Strife January 25, 2014
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