n. (sqaw`doosh): Italian-American slang used to describe something that is missing, absent, or forgotten; usually refers to a concrete or abstract object or idea
Tony Big Knuckles was supposed to stop by the house with some canoles and lobster tails. But instead, all he brought was squadoosh, so I put him in the closet.
Squadouche means zero, zip, nada, nothing, perhaps even less than nothing.
"So I've been out on 5 dates with this chick, I figured I would've gotten laid by now. I haven't even gotten a kiss yet. I got the big squadouche with this girl!
It is a word that has baffled even Einstein's dick. what is squadums? well i will tell you that it is many things, but it is mainly a big scary indian man that wants to put his dick in your ear or vice versa. This crazy shit has confused scientist for many years but they think this makes the scary indian man squanto have bigger nuts which strangely make armadillos and naked mole rats more attracted to squanto.
Watch out that scary indian is about to squadums you!!!