by Snakarino June 18, 2008
Squaddling is a squat/waddle that a woman in labor might be seen to do while trying to hold in the baby
Raul's mother had to squaddle quickly to get him across the border in order for him to be born as an American citizen
by JulieStevens November 29, 2013
v. to walk with one's pants and underwear pulled down, often for the purpose of obtaining toilet paper from another location. Squaddling is especially necessary if you've already begun your business in the bathroom and don't want to get the mess on your undies. It is advisable to check very carefully that no one is around before squaddling.
A: You guys, there was no toilet paper in the second stall, so I had to squaddle five stalls down before I found some!
B: Thanks for sharing that with us.
B: Thanks for sharing that with us.
by sgbk February 28, 2011
When you have to take a huge shit so u walk fast enough to get there in time but not to fast that you shit your self.
by rio42 May 14, 2010
by TinyTim88 March 17, 2019
"Hey Matt" says Jesse "THIS is my Friend JENNY shes real nice." "You only say that cause she has a little thick and she has a huge SQUADDLE BUTT!! says Matt...in front of her.
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